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reminds me of my mom
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Your welcome :]
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I stabbed a bixesual because that’s how I roll.
I ran shirtless with a pickle because that is how I roll.I cuddled with santa claus b’cos the lil ppl told me to
I killed a pornstar because I’m sexy as hell.
I raped a jar of honey because I love marijuana.
I slept with a bag of weed because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
I smoked with the trojan man bcos I have AMAZING boobs. True story.
I ran shirtless with your grandma, because that’s how I roll. {umm err wahhh?! lol}
I slept with a condom, because I love marijuana. WTF? lol
“I raped a stripper because that’s how I roll.” O_o Wow, I’m a villain.
I ran shirtless with the trojan man becasue that’s how I roll.
I slept with an easter egg because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. :D
I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I have double D’s.
I killed a jar of honey because I love marijuana. ;)
I smoked with a homo because i’m sexy as hell.
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I just found out I have been writing an essay for the past 5 hours on the wrong subject.